I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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Do I have a choice?
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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