problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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