i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
MIDGETS
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The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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