We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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