he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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