I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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