watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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