lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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