you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I look excited, but its just a facade.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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