forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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