new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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