She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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