this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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