It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
This is my gift to your gina
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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