Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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