She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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