doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i came on her dog
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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