school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
3 2 1 whiskey
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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