So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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