That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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