Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My balls are so social today.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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