Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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