Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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