He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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