She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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