chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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