yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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