thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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