he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
honey bunches of taint.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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