why didn't you poke me back
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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