ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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