fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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