butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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