OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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