I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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