found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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