Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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