So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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