idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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