im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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