Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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