People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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