I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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