Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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