Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
is wine microwaveable?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Randomize
