How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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