sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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