my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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