i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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