in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You're earring is so big in my mouth
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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