we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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