She announced her abortion via fbk
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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