After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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